I'm sure he's senile and smells of mothballs. He probably hates Croats and Koreans as well. He doesn't tip pizza drivers, has a thing for cable porn, and when asked once what it was like to be a senior Senator, said, "You know...it's like Cube says... life ain't nothin' but bitches and money....oh...and lobbyists and golf trips as well."
I heard he was loved long time in the Hanoi Hilton and now has a half-breed child.
Okay... none of this is true...although Karl Rove did secretly push the bit about the half-breed in the 2000 South Carolina Primary.
And the mothballs... plus he looks like an albino.
Actually I figured with all of the Obama hate that is popping up, someone needs to balance things out a little bit.
