Tight V. Formation

Wednesday, April 06, 2005 at 8:12 PM

I like your bike. Do you ever take it over any sweet jumps?

Have you guys seen this??? It's quite possibly the funniest movie of this decade... cept maybe Office Space. Kip kinda has a Vukish quality about him, don't ya think?

Sunday, April 03, 2005 at 3:02 PM

Some Changes

As you can see, I have made a few changes to the blog template. Okay, more than a few. I think this template looks much cleaner than that ugly-ass green one that it was on. I've put in a links column on the right side of the blog. Email me if you want to add something to the links. It can be personal page or just a website you think is awesome and want to share. Also, comments will now activate a pop-up instead of taking you to a whole different comments page. This makes it a little bit easier to navigate.

at 8:31 AM

Notice of a Neil-Monkey Sighting

Posted by RylowhenIwashung:

NOTICE: Urgent message from The Tight-V news team

There have been unconfirmed reports of Neil-Monkey sightings on the outskirts of our peaceful blog-village. This creature is to be considered armed and dangerous. Our field researchers from the peteycat team will soon be posting a photo of the Neil-Monkey that they received from an anonymous photographer (That's you Ellie!)

A Neil-Monkey can sneak up on you at any time because it may not speak for hours on-end if it is trying to convince you that it is a mute. However, beware, when this creature begins to talk, it may not cease. It has been known to have extremely powerful opinions and you may soon bend to it's will.

The 'Tight V' e-nimal control officers have these suggestions if you encounter a Neil-Monkey:

1. Carry Beer with you at all times. (good idea anyway)

2. Offer him the halflings' leaf.

3. Put on some Frank Zappa.

4. Give him a Bass guitar.

5. Carry Beer with you at all times.

6. Tell on him to Jeanna

If none of this works, offer him a shower. If he accepts, That should give you enough time to read a book, watch a movie, balance the national deficit and escape.

Furthermore, we are attempting to do a "Forced-Evolution" which will allow him to enter our blog-village without harm. Once he has been equipped with an email address and given access to a computer it will be safe for us to approach him.

Estimated time of completion is set between April 4, 2005 and April 8, 2005. That should give us enough time to make fun of him some more. (Mike & Ellie, don't tell on me!)

Netizens of Tight-V, you have been warned.

-Tight V News: If it's not news, we don't give a shit.